How to Torture Parents:
Months ago we bought a bulk pack of Blue Industries kn94-3D masks for the kid

All white but for some reason they threw in ONE colorful mask

Can you guess what the kid insists on wearing?

Even though it’s become disgusting and I can’t find new ones?

Pretty damn cool. (And will still be cool when it launches)

Just reached into my pajama pocket to discover the used tissue the kid insisted I take from him this morning.

So, that is how my evening is going.

*Snicker*

Feels like the Hot Wheels designers were punking parents everywhere with this steering column.

You could have used ANY other plastic color.

Twitter putting @JoeOnisickBot in my 'who to follow' is one of the smarter suggestions I've seen from Twitter.

It is an intersection of (people I am fond of)(this should be amusing)

The *real* greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world’s recipe writers that the length of time it actually takes to caramelize onions doesn’t exist.

Or to lie about it.

And why...

You can't see the AP being thrown... but you can *feel* it

Current topic of conversation: Pocket Cheese.

#CiscoChampion coffee time

OH: I think your problem was going to a proctologist for a COVID test in the first place

Now David Peñaloza is just giving me costume ideas. Also, if I ever sneak into Pieter-Jan Nefkens's talks I'd dress as a stroopwaffle, as is appropriate. Hopefully these talks are not on Mondays as I don't know how a kilt would fit into the outfit.

In addition to this being very useful, you can also mess with people a little bit. Especially if they don't yet know about it ...

Person on Webex: 'Sorry, my dog is barking'
Everyone else on Webex: 'We don't hear a dog. Are you feeling OK today?'

The TEAM that made it happen!!!!

#CiscoChampion #CiscoLive #awesomehumans