This is a nasty rewriting of history. In 2019, Dame wasn’t even the best small guard *that year*. CJ outplayed him in the second round. Then Steph averaged 36/8/7 on his head on 47/42/94 splits + swept him 💀

we went to a sports festival this morning

played 5, won 4, *drew 1

*pretty sure the team we drew against was fielding GCSE candidates — those boys were NOT 12 years old lol

2-2
2-0
2-0
1-0
3-0

I LOVE THIS TEAM ⭐️

LebzyBALL!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

we won 10-1 today

annoyed that we didn’t keep a clean sheet, but can’t be *too* mad at the boys after they scored 10

saw some lovely stuff today — more of the same going forward

I’ve decided I’m not gonna argue with people anymore. If I think/know you’re wrong, I’m just gonna respond to every statement you make with “says the liar”.

Damn it, Ten Hag is making me believe in him again. 😭

THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU BRUNO ❤️❤️❤️

He’s a freak.

Once again, Rasmus Højlund is so obviously going to be an elite striker.

Litmus test.

RASMUSSSSSS HATERS COME OUTSIDE

Casemiro, I’m begging you…

Bruno’s technique really is outrageous.

Casemiro is actually unwell. STOP GIVING THE BALL BACK TO NEWCASTLE

AMADDDDDDDDD QUE GOLAZOOOOOOOOO

Yeah the Old Trafford record is toast.

If we lose the Old Trafford record, I want Jim Ratcliffe to fire Ten Hag on the pitch, Vince McMahon style.

Comical defending.

Mainoo; Mount
Bruno; Amad; McTominay

Olise; Amad
Højlund; Guirassy
Rashford; Garnacho

I still might be Ten Hag out purely because he persisted with “Antony” when we had Amad chilling on the bench for months.