Savannah and I went and saw Dune 2 this weekend. We loved it. And when the film was over we went into the lobby and had an excellent knife fight. It just seemed the right thing to do.

I’m going through Benjamin Moore paint samples and it’s been a revelation. I now know what I should’ve been doing with my life. Naming paint colors! “Mannequin Cream” “Mayonnaise” I would’ve been so good at this!!!! And I would’ve gone home happy and fulfilled every single day.

Ok, If you’re ever near Edinburgh and looking for a cool place to stay. Definitely check out the Dalmahoy A beautiful old home on a beautiful piece of property. When I checked in they were like, “oh, T Posey was here last year!” Such nice people and a beautiful place!

The Miami Dolphins did something unheard of today. They scored more points than any team has in over 50 years. And they could’ve scored more but made the choice not to break the NFL scoring record. Amazing, Crazy, game! 70 points. #MiamiDolphins #PhinsUp

We lost a good one yesterday. A good friend, good neighbor, good waterman… a hell of a wine, drinker, joke and story teller…And one hell of a musician! You’ll be missed. And yeah, the world is a much poorer place without you Jimmy. Jimmy Buffett

So, while there’s no work because of the strikes I’m thinking of becoming an influencer. Just let me know what you’d like to be influenced to do and I’ll say “Yes! You should do it!” Ok… may be more of an enabler than influencer but… who cares! I’m already counting my millions!

Spectrum’s solution to people wanting to cancel their service is simple, they just refuse to answer the phone. I guess they figure if they keep you on hold long enough maybe you’ll… just.. die. And then they’ll wait for your heirs to try to cancel… and so on and so on… shrewd.

The Maui fires are slowly being pushed to the back of the news cycle. We’re collectively “moving on.” But the loss and devastation aren’t just going away. Please take a moment, and give if you can to people who are still very much in need. Thanks redcross.org/CBS

Hurriquake Sunday.

A hurricane and an earthquake… what next!

And we just had an earthquake. WTF!

1:37PM This may be my last post. Yup. I’m cracking a beer and we’re breaking out a deck of cards. That can only mean one thing, Rummy!! This won’t end well. Susan and Savannah are so much better than me!!! Damnit! I should just go stand in the rain.

It’s 1:30PM and Susan is looking at me strangely. There’s no doubt that the pressure is mounting. She’s starting to crack. If I’m being honest, I’m cracking too. The walls are closing in. Okay, YES!! It’s true! We’re sizing each other up to do what only hours ago was unthinkable.

It’s 1:15PM on the first day of Hurricane Hilary. We’ve been confined to the house for a little over 2 hours and we’re starting to act strangely.

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The world is abuzz about Artificial Intelligence as the next big existential threat. I just got off the phone with American Express where I was stuck talking to a computer for the last hour. I’ve now lost the will to live and I welcome death. Well played computer. Well played.

If you’re sitting in front of a TV tonight check out “Nightmare Pageant Moms” on Lifetime Movie Network I promise you’ll have fun! I mean, come on!! It’s “NIGHTMARE PAGEANT MOMS”!!!! How can you go wrong! play.mylifetime.com/movies/nightma…

This cast of amazing ladies let me tag along for the ride on this one and I couldn’t be happier. Tune in on May 25th, get comfy with your favorite snack, and your favorite bevvy, and enjoy the ride. I promise you’ll have fun. :) Lifetime Movie Network

Celebrating 50 years of ⁦youngandtherestless⁩ with my favorite date in the world!

With my favorite date in the world celebrating 50 years of @youngandrestlesscbs !! A beautiful night. @swaltersashby instagram.com/p/Cp-mMbWJ1PU/…