Baylie got spayed yesterday. She’s not a fan of the cone. Oh yeah, we got another dog. I don’t remember when I last posted on instagram. instagr.am/p/CsHYFFsv3bp/

So long and thanks for all the fish.

I've never downloaded the Twitter app and don't plan on it now. I've been on Tweetbot since forever and love it. Twitter shutting out Tweetbot means Twitter doesn't want me, which is fine, I'm pretty much just on Mastodon now anyway.

I’ve been spending most of my time on Mastodon this week. It’s so much better than Twitter. I’m @[email protected] if anyone cares.

The NFL will always look like this in my heart.

We’d been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now I’m thinking maybe I’ll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter

If you haven't been following along, we are now at this point in The Sneetches

It always sounds strange to me when people call Twitter a website. The last time I really used the website we were all tweeting through text messages.

I guess I should feel lucky. They are $925 in Chicago. Maybe I can’t afford concerts anymore.

I’ve been looking forward to seeing Blink again, but $750 for floor tickets? WTF?

if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.

Last night was pretty great. Shirley Manson is a bad ass, and Alanis’ voice was incredible. I loved her little tribute to Taylor Hawkins. instagr.am/p/Cgcl66BP6y5/

Last night was amazing. Motion City is the best. Such cool dudes and their fans are the best too. It’s alway a good time in the crowd.

Last night was 2000’s emo rock, and tonight is 90’s angst rock with Garbage and Alanis Morissette. instagr.am/p/CgZabKsuLf0/

15th time seeing Motion City and I can’t wait for the next. instagr.am/p/CgYPcLqulsr/

Yesterday we visited the stars and my favorite venue First Avenue to see Bowling for Soup and Less Than Jake. It was nice to see they gave a star to George Floyd. I’ll be back in two weeks to see my favorite band Motion City Soundtrack. instagr.am/p/CfxnkTxO7BS/

Something has been eating our jalapeño plants. I have no idea how it’s getting through our fence. I’ve now replanted them for the third time. They are now double fenced and I have a security cam pointing at them. We’ll see if I can catch the critter on cam.

Conservatives keep saying 'we're returning America to her Christian values.' Surely that includes:

Feeding the hungry
Shelter for the homeless
Free healthcare and healing
Welcoming foreigners
Taking care of one another
Embracing the outcasts

You know - the things Jesus did.

I made smash burgers on the grill tonight. Why didn’t anyone tell me how much better a burger is when you smash the shit out of it?