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Matt Green

@mattgreencomedy

Comedian, etc.
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Beth Morrey 🍀(@BethMorrey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🎈📣For the month of May, Em & Me is on a kindle deal at the bargain price of 99p. Jazz, la langue français, a dog called Bernadette, and at least eight pianos for less than a pound. AND there’s a sneak peak of my new book, Lucky Day, at the end… 🍀🐇

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Best for Britain(@BestForBritain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everything you always wanted to know about Voter ID (but were afraid to ask); A handy guide

For example did you know that student ID is 👎 but proof of age PASS card is 👍? Or that you can use a passport *even if expired*?

Please share far and wide. ~AA bestforbritain.org/confused_about…

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A bout of gastroenteritis can really make you forget all of your other problems as you curl up in a shivery mess. Unfortunately the problems are still there a couple of days later and now you feel utterly drained and unable to deal with them. Fair to say I’ve had better weekends.

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Just had to do a closing set at the gig I was MCing because the final act didn’t turn up (was running late). Always a bit of a weird situation - you go on expecting the next act to turn up but then slowly you realise it’s all down to you now. Was actually good fun in the end.

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Greg Marsh(@gregmarsh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This stuff is INFRURIATING. The truth is that your provider is probably giving new customers a much, much cheaper deal than they're offering you--which is precisely why Nous exists: to stop companies getting away with it and to save you serious money.

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Three couples? Two throuples? I had a lot of fun with a very confusing audience at a gig in Brighton!

To see the rest of the story see the YouTube version linked below…

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