Full marks to the TikTok folk deliberately mispronouncing words to gain views.

The good Dr Ness is most kind.

You can get my book from any bookshop if you ask them nicely. A few of them even have it on the shelves.

Or you can get one direct from me here:

etsy.com/uk/shop/meandm…

I believe there's already a good crowd lined up for this but I am sure they can squeeze a few more in.

Are you a new or emerging writer near Winchester? Come on over!

Adam failed to mention the paid trips to tobacco industry conferences he has accepted in the past two years. So I'll just add that here.

Perhaps a bankrupt MP is more easily bought?

Also, as one of his constituents, I can confirm he is an expert on not working anywhere, ever.

Selling some Derek Jarman stickers on eBay.

No, really.

ebay.co.uk/itm/3260801420…

This is a lovely thing to read...

A reminder that I'll be appearing on one of a trio of panels designed to help, support and enlighten aspiring, new and emerging writers at next weekend's Winchester Books Festival.

winchesterbooksfestival.com/events/we-writ…

Consistently one of the best nights of music on our radios. Certainly the show with the best tweets.