A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.

A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose…

An all time favourite film, love it

FFS. Proof indeed that they want us to return to the Stone Age. Back to fossil fuels then

Yep

How it started / how it’s going

Greta Thurnberg is now participating in a lynch mob of a young Jewish woman.

“The main financial beneficiaries of university education are employers & property developers, who receive enormous sums in student rent…our system is a giant transfer of cash from the taxpayer to employers & property owners. Why are the Left so uncritical of this arrangement?”

'I suppose I wouldn't object if Stormy Daniels wanted to become a member'

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Absolutely pathetic

“When a train's late, it's late!”

OH, MR. PORTER! (1937)

The great WILL HAY doesn't get spoken about or referenced anywhere near enough.

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The whole Garrick club episode is the biggest exercise in virtue signalling I’ve ever seen. Elite men who knew the terms when they joined suddenly presenting themselves as champions of social justice because they have opened up membership to … elite women. Pass the sick bucket.

Guess that's me then, and 1000s of others

Nope. Sorry. NO WAY.

Nobody who has expressed the vitriol this fanatic has recently would be SORRY IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

This is what’s known as “Febreezing the dog shit on the carpet…”

💚 The Green Party’s vetting process.

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I have witnessed these terrible scenes in Pakistan, where political extremists driven by religion inject religion into politics, leading to persecution and oppression of dissent.
Every time I hear these chants of 'Allahu Akbar' after a political victory, my heart bleeds.

All the things in this country, and the world, that need fixing and she chooses this to major on. Also a fundamental lack of understanding of the monarchy’s role in our democracy.

Hurling Nazi slurs at Jews is the lowest of blows. It's simply revolting.

So Mothin Ali went for it at an Israel hatred rally in Leeds last November.

The communists in front of him held up an 'Intifada Until Victory' banner.

Ali is now a Green Party councillor in Leeds.

An overlong way of saying that Greens are mostly naive and stupid middle class middle aged trendies suckered by any cause the commies on Twitter think is cool.