Good morning.

Win out at the Garden and we’re in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Jayson Tatum tonight:

• 33 Points
• 11/25 FGs
• 2/8 3PT
• 9/9 FTs

Jayson Tatum on Saturday:

• 33 Points
• 11/25 FGs
• 2/8 3PT
• 9/9 FTs

🤔Something is REAL 🐠 🐟 🎣 🐟🐠 going on

Gun to the back of your head name one Celtics ring since the Obama administration

My fatass has more agility than him

Seeing “liked your post” instead of “liked your tweet” in my notifications doesn’t feel right

The carpet burn on your knees after playing mini basketball is a top 3 worse feeling of all time

My sources tell me that OG Anunoby will be injected with [REDACTED] before game 5. He is expected to play.

On KingDiaws life the Knicks are coming back and winning this game

We looked GASSED out there

If my team had the worst record in back to back years and ended up with two consecutive #5 picks I’d never watch basketball again

8 years ago today, Kawhi hit one of the greatest shots in NBA history

These four

Describe the Mavs-Thunder game in 5 words or less ⬇️ (I couldn’t watch)

Wawa eats W or L

I choose me, I’m sorry

good morning

Why are you awake at this hour

Whenever NBA coaches are mic’d up they say the same things my 5th rec coach would say

“Box out! Find a body!”

“Energy, energy, energy!”

“Keep attacking the rim!”

Indy & OKC have the best playoff crowds cuz fans can actually afford to go, never let anyone trick you into thinking cheap tickets is a bad thing