had one glass of wine and put toothpaste on my face instead of my tretinoin. liz lemon dot gif

extremely sick that billionaires can just do shit like this, so glad the private sector can do whatever it wants consequences be damned

also here's something i wrote many years ago (unrelated obv)
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Last week I went to Texas — ground 0 for the bird flu spreading across the U.S. — to buy raw milk and test it for the flu.

Why?

Feds have advised against drinking raw milk amidst this outbreak but the milk is still for sale. What’s the risk to consumers? We could find out…

Just a glimpse of what's about to happen at scale as Google, which dominates 90% of the search market, begins to preference AI products: Answers delivered to you with utter confidence, sourced, if you squint, from LouDobbs.com

Me: learns from others, takes classes, lies awake most nights worrying I'm not doing a good enough job running my business
Meanwhile:

2020: Microsoft sets goal to be carbon negative by end of the decade.

2023: Microsoft's emissions are 30% higher than in 2020.

Main cause? The relentless push to meet AI demand, which requires carbon-intensive steel, cement, chips.

Story with Dina Bass: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

day 1 covering food & ag at grist! send tips and tricks to fgarza @ grist dot org ✉️

there’s a lot of juicy mess in the latest Big Oil internal documents released by the House last month — but there’s also an important lesson to be learned on how corporate giants twist journalism to their own ends. my latest for Drilled drilled.media/news/senate-he…

the most fun kind of tweet: i want your pitches for the business section at Slate!

send me your smart ideas on the products we use, the money we spend, the trends we love (and hate!), the weird thing you can’t stop thinking about (especially this pls): [email protected]

for The Nation i wrote about how oil majors try to manipulate reporters — and how the crisis in journalism could help them get the corporate-friendly media landscape of their dreams thenation.com/article/enviro…

obsessed w this photo of my dog sitting on the couch like a dad of two relaxing in front of a game on sunday

In America you can be anything you want which is why I am strong and gay

this looks like if thomas kinkaide had a homicidal break from reality

i'm so excited i can finally share this - i'm joining grist starting tomorrow to cover food and agriculture thru a climate lens! can't wait to get started :~)

eking out a living on the frontier, having lost three of five children to various diseases, forced to help the horses pule the plow on the hard soil i have had the bad luck of finding on property, eating salted meat and dry bread: 'I'm doing this for my metabolic wellness.'

my girlfriend and i listened to this cd driving up the oregon coast with zero cell service last summer. cannot recommend enough

Next time you see pundits complaining about masked protesters who direct you to their spokesperson >>>

Can't make this up: Some Amazon warehouses are now selling neck fans to employees so they don't overheat while they work. They can only buy them with 'SWAG Bucks,' which are earned for good behavior

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