Bring on the Gauleiters.

Now if I was one of those old-fashioned comedians I’d have to point out that Ms Mordaunt is nothing like a new boiler; she’s the other sort. Luckily I’m not.

Entry for Cheltenham International Song Contest.

Lifestyles. Take your pick.

Thank you, O Oracle. How did we manage without you?

Gaz APE HOUSE Burning Shed Swindon Advertiser The 3 Clubmen The Police Sting Larry the Cat Jen Olive My contribution (edited to avoid being lynched my music-lovers).

Impressed with the clergy team at this church. I feel sure I’ve met Vicar Vacant. More than once.

Tonight at 8pm! Nick Degg and Mark Rawlings. Great poetry. Great laughs. Great beer.
Join us at Little Faith, 3 Creekside, Deptford, London SE8 4SA. (Deptford Bridge DLR) Pay as you feel!
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Anyone interested in joining me in a fight against Apple? Its driving directions endanger my life. They tell me to ‘bear left’ when safety and the Highway Code require me to stop and give way to oncoming traffic. A product that kills when used correctly is illegal. Goodnight APL.

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Good boy. Don’t be sad. We’ll be gone the way of the dinosaurs very soon.

At the mural. Welcome, Dobbin. We apologise for what we manimals have done to your Settlement. Which, of course, was there long before the English.

Cheltenham’s latest artwork. Thank you, environmental agency.

Momentary confusion about the name of this non alcohol lager. I like it and I am one.