I spoke to Stephen Bartlett about 92bpm being the optimal rhythm for stand up. That’s just one element of comic timing. The observation comes from the work I’ve been doing with Amanda Baker and Abi Grant - the book (working title The Rosetta Stone of Comedy) won’t be out for a…

I'm now on Bandcamp. Follow me to be the first to hear when I release new comedy content: stephencarlin.bandcamp.com/follow_me

Calling all liars with your pants on fire. My new show “Pants on fire” @thesecretcomedyclub Brighton Fringe 4.30pm tomorrow #comedy #standup #fringe brightonfringe #pickofthefringe #artista

My new Solo show debuts this weekend. “Pants on Fire” @thesecretcomedyclub Brighton 4.30pm this Saturday 7th may #brightonfringe #comedy #standup #artista thesecretcomedyclub.com/whats-on/brigh…

Saw Maria Bamford tonight EartH . Awesome show!. Gave her standing ovation and I never use my legs unless strictly necessary! #standup #hackney #comedy #hilarious #comedian

We are very grateful to long-time Kipawa supporter Stephen Carlin who is taking on the Brighton Marathon Weekend to raise much-needed funded for Kipawa.

Spur him on for the last few weeks of training by sponsoring him here:

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Here is sketch what me and Andrew O’Neill have only gone and done ⁦Andrew O’Neill ☉⁩ #comedy #sketch #spies #lecarre #standup #comedians #americanwearwolf youtu.be/jVT1HOnfEI0

I'm at Happy Monday's in New Cross. This evening. Tickets only £7. Cheaper and easier than queuing for petrol. facebook.com/happymondaysco…

Catch me at Backyard Comedy tonight. On with this great line up! #stephencarlin #backyard #comedy #london #standup

'Catch 20-21' My solo stand up show at Artista Brighton this evening at 8.30pm artistacafe.gallery/whats-on/steph…

My Brighton Fringe run at Secret Comedy Club starts today at 4pm. Brighton revellers should head along for socially distanced comedy musings

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Caxton Arms, Brighton 8pm this evening I am doing my new work-in-progress show. Either you come or you don't. It's a catch 20/21 situation. (see what I did there?). Free Entry. And if that doesn't convince you to come nothing will.

Looking forward to playing the Laughter Factory in Dubai/Abu Dhabi in a few weeks. I feel like a real boy again! You can get you tickets at thelaughterfactory.com
@thelaughterfactory #stephencarlin #standup #comedy #dubai #comedy #AbuDhabi

In a now rare public appearance I shall be gigging at Billabong Comedy this Thursday via the magic that is Zoom. You can get your tickets here! wegottickets.com/event/501994?f…

I will be appearing in one of them Zoom gigs what are all the rage now. This Thursday, Billabong Comedy. Looking forward to 'seeing you' there in the remote sense of the word of course. wegottickets.com/event/501994

The road to madness is paved with good intentions...

Follow me but keep your distance.

#coronavirus #Isolation

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Day 14 of this madness. I don't mean lockdown. I mean these 'Comedian in Training' videos. But like an ill-advised fitness regime or a foolish Lenten sacrifice I am determined to see it through to the bitter end.

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Comedian + too much time on hands = youtube.com/watch?v=RXMxK6…

Nothing left for it. I've had to conjure up my own gigs out of thin air. Subscribe to me on youtube to follow my career vs coronavirus. youtube.com/watch?v=jipCR-…

@rEALdonALdtRUMP I would like to propose that Trump International Golf Links be converted into a wind farm and that the game be adjusted so that the turbines - one per hole - be seen not as an obstacle but as an opportunity to make the game more interesting. Artist's impression: