Whispering 'don't be a hero' to this subway worker as i fill the water cup with blue gatorade for the 5th time this week

Just one more chart bro this one will provide clarity on the situation

LASIK angel

The humble Minecraft Steve incident in like 2018 where I walked outside the venue after getting wobbled out of a ten game grands at a regional and proceded to fistfight a tree

i take 3 naps a day, the first for pleasure, the second for pain, the third for reason to remember the name

Or something or something

Enough to kill everyone on the earth

I'm going to look up to this tall girl and tell her she has permission to love my short little ass.

They hate me because they can't hate me because I can vibe with anyone including them (Wow)

to me at any time one could simply be hit by a bus so there is a pressure to push for things. what if i could cook a meal for someone beautiful and share the wealth of life / harness my love joy infinite energy beam directionally??

if you have a massive crush on someone and you want to pursue a more romantic relationship path should you tell them outright and risk potentially boinking friendship OR wait to see if things naturally develop in that direction / see if they end up liking you? oh my!

oh yeah

Rizzy? I Was Rizzy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rizzler Room. A Rizzler Room With Gyatts. And Gyatts Make Me Rizzy.

Friday Nights at Jean's