This is me right now. I'm not as badass as her though.

I'm not watching the game tonight. I'm already in a bad place.

If Girona ends up higher in Spain than Manchester City in England, City will be playing in Europa Conference League next season. UEFA is about to change the rule for co-owned clubs though.

Barbers found out their customer was shaving her head because of chemo

The dressing room has lost Eddie Howe.

I wish Fribong was our transfer priority next summer.

No subs. Apparently we played well.

Renewing Martial's contract would be the most Manchester United thing ever.

A soft foul, yes, but I think it was the right call.
#CRYLIV

It's the one that scored three at Goodison Park.

Not the one that conceded them.

What a meltdown by Trippier. Newcastle in the bin.

Now we can all see Joey's problem. Not more than an inch.

Old Trafford 🏠
The Theatre of Dreams 🏟️
From Zimbabwe to the World. 🌍
#MUFC #GGMU #WeAreUnited

This is from Sky Sports.

Lindelof 7 and Amrabat 5.

I'm done with humanity.

Rashford with a hat-trick next Saturday then.

Oops, he did it again!

Astrid Wett must be pretty bad at motivating people. Jackson was dreadful.

Good Lord, what a game by Harry Maguire 💪

We played like we meant it.

First half xGoals: 2.78-0.43