Can we get a hashtag going? #standtotheright

People no longer know how to stand to the right on escalators at airports (except Minneapolis where there are helpful signs). Am I a bad guy for telling them to move right?

Getting tech billionaires' AI software to work for me for free to make it faster for me to work for free for tech billionaires.

When will we find out who paid off his mortgage and credit card debts and bought themselves a Supreme Court Justice.

Someone needs to do one of these for Kavanaugh, who got his mortgage and credit card debts paid off by undisclosed parties

Police barricades all over Fifth Avenue in front of Trump‘s residence. It’s blocking my commute to work. I’m so sick of this clown.

Forget Jesus Christ on a piece of toast. Close one eye and squint the other.

Tell me about it, Clark

Is the Western Beef supermarket chain usually next to NYCHA housing projects it sure seems that way

At first glance reported Iranian attacks on Israel violate Napoleon's dictum 'Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.' This will change the narrative and create new support for Israel. All of which raises the question: Why did Iran widen the war at this moment?

It’s not a dad bod. I have a father figure.

What is the most expensive listing in my market? This townhouse for $85,000,000. It’s 0.8 miles from my apartment.

zillow.com/homedetails/48…

Houston is probably the best city in the country to move to

- affordable cost of living
- many solid corporate jobs for those that go that path
- for business folks you don’t need any connections (just show up and get to work!)
- #1 for food options by far
- world class…

It’s a too bad the humanities have been ideologically tainted and intellectually hollowed out at the exact moment we are being herded by AI into a degrading transhumanist future.

Logan Rankin PooPrints - dna testing for dog poop. A couple of fines and the word gets around.

Marylyn Monroe (died 1962) meeting Queen Elizabeth II (died 2022) in 1956 when they are both 30

Teardown

What we’ve lost. Ads that sexually objectify women even for products or services completely unrelated to beauty or fashion. Not sure it’s a bad thing

The updated republican trump team

Trump: Arrested (4x)
Campaign chair: Felon
Deputy campaign chair: Felon
Personal lawyer: Felon
Chief strategist: Felon
Natl Sec Advisor: Felon
Trade Advisor: Felon
Foreign policy advisor: Felon
Campaign fixer: Felon
Company CFO: Felon

From 2021 people. Again, the Onion is becoming irrelevant due to real world headlines.