Zlatan his time at Man United was truly magical.

Not many people realize this. But, you can mind your own fucking business, and stop bitching when someone goes out of their way to avoid you.

Rule go-fuck-yourself, if you want to check.

To see Ole, Bruno, and Rashford lift a PL title, while SJR— having gotten rid of the Glazers— shakes hands with SAF in the directors box

Daemon’s primary characteristics are:

- irreverence to authority

- love for his brother/family

- badass (ie not bitchy attempts at) acts of violence

All of those are incompatible with “team green.” So, yeah, if Daemon wasn’t daemon, the people who like daemon for being…

Queso = Spanish for cheese

K, so = a Midwestern woman explaining the plan that just changed

Need Dortmund to win this.

- Sancho value increase

- fan ownership > nation-state ownership

- Qatar gets fucked again

Easy to pick a side in this one.

Ole, the king of “if I fits, I sits”

He genuinely is cursed

Sneaking up on a tiger

I hate to say it, because what he’s done at Ipswich is such a fairytale.

But, I think a move like this is in McKenna’s best interest.

While what he’s done is amazing, if he stays, he’ll be playing with a squad of league 1 players— and very little investment— against PP clubs

Just found out that the city I’ll be in tonight, is home to one of the best new restaurants in America; and my secretary already got me reservations.

It’s a good day

Anyone else feel like the marketing surrounding the 2024 Copa America has been very mediocre so far?

Outside of the diehard soccer fans, most sports fans in the 🇺🇸 are not even aware of it and we are just 50 days away.

The difference between Toni Kroos & Muller’s reaction to Vini’s goal is making me laugh 🤣

Because United fans are clueless ingrates who back the manager who’s coached us to 17 Losses in 1 season because “sUpPoRt ThE MaNaGer” so they find easy scapegoats to blame all the issues on so they can stay in their precious little bubbles of delusion as they watch United get…

We all need at least one friend to whom general rules don’t apply.

“What he did off the field”.

The guy sexually abused and assaulted his partner and we all heard the recording so don’t come at me with your “he was never found guilty”.

My god this guy is a fucking scumbag. Literally anything to attack Rashford.

Never a truer phrase written than this. ⬇️⬇️

All these serial winnahs under Jose, Ronaldo coming back, Gaalacticos and shit and it was academy graduate Marcus Rashford that managed this feat

People want him out for inconsistency but don’t take into account he’s hit 30+ G/A in the last 3/5 seasons and 20+ since turning 19

Jamie Vardy is arguably the greatest footballing story in the English game at the highest level. Stuff worthy of Netflix shows. I'm prepared for one.