Currently trying to pretend tomorrow isn’t Monday

Welsh Twitter favourite Bryn, 44, is thought to be the first ever person credited for their work on No Context Brits

Still thinking about Baby Reindeer.

4 records from your parents collection

Just had a ‘poke’ on Facebook. Retro.

Name the film

Good morning. Wish I could say this is my back garden but sadly it isn’t.

The disappointment I feel when a restaurant gives me ketchup in a little pot & not the whole bottle is palpable.

Cleaning my kitchen floor at 8am on a Saturday morning & wondering when my life became so glamorous

Just ironed two items which means I’ve earned myself two glasses of wine

One of my neighbours has just taken delivery of a skip & I’ve never felt more jealous of someone in my life

“You fall asleep like a tattoo golden retriever”

Mail Online playing extremely fast & loose with the word uncanny there

One day I will manage to put washing in the machine without dropping a sock on the stairs. That day isn’t today but I’m confident I’ll get there in the future.

Mike Parry is trending. You know the rules