I don't want to pick on a hapless drug addict, but why do the trails of so much wrongness in the UK seem to lead to the door of Michael Gove?

What a bunch of meat-substitutes!

theguardian.com/food/2024/feb/…

There have been more Conservative MP's found guilty of Sexual Misconduct than Voters guilty of Voter Fraud.

And there's 45,000,000 voters, and 360 Conservative MP's.

If this woman had gone to a public school, she'd be in the House of Lords by now!
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Happy 'I can't believe it's not still sodding January day' everybody!

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Zinger from Private Eye

Well the tweet below aged well.
Get your shit together Rachel...
Get.Your.Shit.Together.

U-turn if you want to, Rachel, but don't forget that voters are free to do the same thing.

Hang on a second!

When I give money to regular homeless folk, I don't have to pay VAT.

Why should I have to pay it for Looza? He can hardly be classed as a luxury!

Lack-of-virtue signalling finds new depths to descend to ...

Cale, Reed, Morrison, Tucker.

Name a better band.

Meanwhile, in the Left Bank. Balaclava clad settlers armed with a military assault rifle (complete with M203 grenade launcher) apparently threatening a Palestinian local. Until these issues are addressed, peace will never come.

You don't have to tell me that Labour isn't perfect. I'm not a Labour supporter nor am I a leftie.

However, I will vote tactically to ensure that the likes of Johnson, Truss, Sunak, and Badenough never again get to even look at the levers of political power.

Howlers that won't deter a single damned fool that has already made his mind up #389274903287 in an unlimited series.

Don't you just love the 2020s?

40 years ago, we heard:

The Left: 'Coal not dole!'
The Right: 'Come on, fossil fuels are not the future.'

Now we hear:

The Right: 'Oil! Oil! Lovely oil! Need more oil!'
The Left: 'Maybe we should insulate a shed somewhere.'

Politicians aren't very good on existential issues.

This is Adam Afriyie, Conservatives MP for Windsor.

A supporter of vaping, he previously “forgot” to disclose his wife had shares in a vaping company. He even won a “lobbying award” from the vaping industry.

He owes HM Revenue & Customs £1,000,000, but refuses to stand down

Tories eh?

Darn tootin', Linda!

Did you know that Hilary actually tried to inject Trump with EBOLA - luckily it doesn't work on orange people - but she tried it! Whatever the Libtards say. SHE TRIED IT!

She works DIRECTLY for CTHULHU and you won't hear that on CNN!

#MAGA

Israel is a foreign agent that interferes in British politics, journalism and free speech.

Here's the former 🇮🇱 Amb. to the UN, asking that a Sky News presenter in Britain be fired bc she accurately asked him whether Israel's ethnic cleansing of Gaza is similar to Nazi behavior