Curmudgeon in the Dungeon (@pimp_my_yugo )

Curmudgeon in the Dungeon

Bio ... too old, too white, too Catholic ...
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Account created 20-07-2015 16:54:16
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Android : Stop doing whatever it is that’s happening — because I will not REST until something different happens!

-my first blatantly political tweet

Android : I’m studying dishwasher loading, garbage transportation, spider extermination and anger de-escalation also known as Mixed Marital Arts.

Android : So, apparently, my wet dreams consist of me going to the farmers market and then waking up in disbelief that those big ass vidalia onions were 5 for $1.00.

Android : "HOW AM I GONNA ITCH MY BALLS WITH THIS CUP ON MY PENIS MOMMA," yelled my son from 2nd base so literally every single parent, coach, and child at the entire complex heard him