They should invent a napkin that actually removes the marinara sauce stain from around your mouth

Queens get the money AND the pizza

Hey JAMES KENNEDY — pizza on us next time #PumpRules

I can predict the future…like who will be ordering pizza tonight​

look between Y and I on your keyboard

Whoa, just looked at my phone from yesterday, Hut Boxing should totally be a thing

Shout out to everyone Hut Boxing today

Thought it was weird when someone called and ordered “an extra large pizza with one of every topping” but then I remembered what day it was

if your name is Matthew and you order a pizza today, you will be experiencing delays

we hereby conduct this post mortem

Me before getting my tax refund: ordering pizza​

Me after getting my tax refund: ordering pizza but now with a cool, expensive ring or perhaps new loafers

yay or neigh?

Love when people order two large pizzas thinking they can eat it all by themselves, it’s a beautiful thing to have that much hope.

Total Eclipse of the Hut Safety Tip: Hold a medium 1-topping pie in front of your face for the duration of the eclipse. Consume pizza now imbued with the power of the moon & stars immediately after

Hello sharks I am seeking an investment of 12 dollars so I can get the any pizza deal for dinner tonight

Folding fitted sheets: scientifically impossible, frowned upon​
Folding pizza slices: gets the perfect bite, highly encouraged

answering emails at 6 am on a Monday… maybe I’m the April Fool

and for our act ii we will be turning all of our Huts into Cowboy Huts

When the tracklist has 27 songs

The category was the best things in life are free

You can’t fix people but you can fix yourself a nice plate of pizza and wings and that’s something at least