Ultron was on the internet for 5 minutes and decided all of humanity needed to go. #Showerthoughts

'Ima' is a three letter contraction of a four word phrase #Showerthoughts

Gas stations in the olden days were bales of hay. #Showerthoughts

Somewhere in the world someone is known in their friend group as the guy who took a pornstars virginity.

100% of people that read this are going to die #Showerthoughts

We think 'niiice' but we type 'niceee' #Showerthoughts

'Thicc' is actually the most accurate slang term because the 'cc' resembles the booty #Showerthoughts

It's strangely pleasing that there are parallel Ls in the word parallel #Showerthoughts

Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks #Showerthoughts

People who have synesthesia (senses mix up so sounds have flavor etc.) must have really good taste in music.

Monopoly got one thing right: Free parking is bloody hard to get. #Showerthoughts

There's a high chance one of our ancestors were gay and were forced to get married and have kids because of the strict rules pre 1900

Every light switch is also a dark switch. #Showerthoughts

Speed bumps protect people from accidents by increasing the risk of accident if people are not careful.

If Noah's Ark actually happened, then we are living in a post-apocolyptic world #Showerthoughts

Poultry farmers are literally chicken tenders. #Showerthoughts

Using your laptop to buy another one is like asking it to dig its own grave #Showerthoughts

For men an upwards nod= what's up bro and a downwards nod= hello sir. #Showerthoughts

If zombies existed, somebody (most likely in Florida) would try to rape one. #Showerthoughts

'eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'. Both add up to thirteen #Showerthoughts