did the groundskeepers retire too?

If the buckeyes are going to start accumulating native Ohioans of middle eastern descent it’s going to be impossible for me to have a favorite player

Man Will Smith Jr has his father’s gait, they even jog off the field the same way

At Char Bar talking to some guys who went to the coaches’ clinic: “last year we watched Corey Dennis try to talk about quarterbacks. This year Chip Kelly spent a half hour only talking about outside zone. ‘Upgrade’ isn’t a strong enough word.”

Me, still not over KMcC’s inability to hit a static target 10 yards in front of him as I am fed daily highlights of Jeremiah Smith make photoshopped one-handed catches as a prom-aged receiver over NFL ready defensive backs:

Why can’t anyone throw an accurate ball anymore

SITUATIONAL SPRING INTERROGATION: Can the Bucks pass-block? Do they have a true QB1? Will one offseason of Chip Kelly wash away the lingering staleness of the OSU rushing game? 11w.rs/3Jk9nqd

This idiot wrote 2500 words about a spring football scrimmage, who does that elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-foo…

I felt like giving up today and then I realized it runs in the family.

Sizable crowd on Monroe & Adams in downtown Chicago booing the eclipse like it’s the Packers

'Coach, are you sure we should be practicing kickoffs today with the eclipse happening?'

Parker Fleming: 'Absolutely'

Calling that foul right in front of a guy coaching in his 23rd Final Four is some shit professional wrestling would find too provocative, my god