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Jesse Hassenger

@rockmarooned

Writer & editor for hire. // Associate Editor @PasteMovies // https://t.co/FX1m5iW1lE // DMs open // Pretty good with words but words won't save your life.

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To the extent that 'deserve' has anything to do with anything, THE FALL GUY deserves to become a big hit. It's made with a deftness and a lightness of touch that I would not have expected from the director of BULLET TRAIN (or even ATOMIC BLONDE, which I like a lot).

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I love X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST, but every time I watch it, I'm struck anew that the best wording they could come up with for their central question was, 'is the future ever truly set?' -- 'set'??? Such a mealy-mouthed good-enough, worked-over, second-draft word.

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I'm sure I could find the literal answer to this if I tried but... why do we keep approaching Joe and Anthony Russo with questions? Do they even have a movie coming out? Did they start an advice podcast or something? What is going on here

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I'm learning many have let Luca's absolutely horrible Swinton-starring debut THE PROTAGONISTS go unwatched simply because it is unavailable on a Region 1 disc. Let me know if you need me to send you my Region 2 disc. (It is, to reiterate, quite bad.) (Worse than his SUSPIRIA.)

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Among several jump scares for E during THE MUMMY (1999): Rick abruptly kissing Evie for the first time. (Whereas subsequent times, it's more of a standard gross-out.)

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Happy Friday! I just flew in from CA and boy did I love CHALLENGERS (unrelated)! My favorite so far from Guadagnino reminded me of classic '90s sports pictures. gq.com/story/challeng…

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I may not be as good a person as I want to be but at least I don't try to stuff my coat into an overhead bin on an airplane

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