Finally! google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.…

Once wayfair got out of the people trafficking game they doubled back to pets

I’m at the park with my kid and some gravy seal is open carrying with a thigh holster and four, count em, 4 clips in his belt. Could you maybe not with your fucking Rambo fantasy in public around my kid? Fucking asshole.

When we got home tonight my daughter asked if we could watch “the show like The Office with the lady with the curly hair and the boy named Tom.”

After a solid minute of ?????? I realized she meant Parks and Recreation.

If it feels like this happens in Colorado more than other places, that’s because it does. On another mass shooting in a state sadly familiar with them: denverpost.com/2021/03/22/bou…

You cannot be pro-life and pro-AR15 at the same time.

From the people of Colorado,

We don’t want your thoughts and prayers.

We want gun laws.

Weed is legal here WHY ARE OUR WHITE MEN STILL SO FUCKING ANGRY

Dear Twitter what have I done to the algorithm for you to suggest this as a recommended tweet

Storm is still on its way. It crossed into CO, stopped at a dispensary (since I’m here), got super high, and forgot it had somewhere to be. Then it got the munchies but all the store shelves were empty, so had to hunt for Cheetos. It’s just running late.

Yeah quick question how is it only Tuesday

Do you know why we can fly a helicopter on Mars, but can’t turn on a light in Texas?

Because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas

Christ on a cracker you’re one fucking dumb bitch

Everything I learned about the Kardashians, I learned against my will.

Roses are red
You make my heart flitter
I protect you from government
Not from Twitter

I can’t imagine why anyone is surprised that the republicans continue to show the country they’re spineless and immoral

Ebola, 2 dead, GOP calls for Obama’s resignation.

Clinton lies under oath; impeached.

Over 400,000 Covid-19 deaths, 5 killed from the attack Trump incited & NOTHING from 45 GOP members.

ANYONE not holding Trump accountable is spitting on our Constitution. PERIOD.

Yeah, went there. Courtesy of Stitches With Cats on Etsy.

Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, has finally met her match.

Sweet Jesus I really fucking hate Tom Brady