1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.

how it feels to walk around with an overpriced iced coffee when it’s warm outside

why are you, as a man, not dev patel. aren’t you embarrassed

me telling my future daughter the importance of locking down your silly show, your serious show, and your 15 season CW show

What if it stopped raining

Brad Pitt caving in Austin Butler's skull at the climax of HOLLYWOOD is really interesting considering the film's opening scene is a discussion of how older stars get trotted out to be killed off by new talent to bolster the young blood's leading man credibility.

being at work on opening day should be fucking illegal, i should have a cold beer, a cigarette, and a hotdog in my hand rn but instead im in EXCEL????

boy you hardly ever hear about somebody’s life spiraling into control

good morning new favorite video just dropped

This is so rude and just straight up not true. Do you know how cool your mom has to be for her daughter, the person who has inherited her trauma, to also want to be her friend?

Admiring your complete salary for a few hours before putting it through trials and tribulations>>>>

WE ARE SO CRASHING YOUR BAT MITZVAH (the sequel to the book You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah)

remember folks it is always okay to bully a corporation

The Holdovers is much better than the pleasant tearjerker some of you faux intellectuals made it out to be when you said it was good but had to qualify it as if you'd just seen a well-produced Lifetime movie.

Josh Hartnett is still hot. Happy for him

when i go to the restaurant with my best friend

I was stopped in my tracks when I read this quote.

“'The unborn' are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or

the thing about Bradley Cooper is that his best performance last year was for Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3, not Maestro