I’m coming to Cali friggin fornia to do a little standup comedy baby linktr.ee/saggiesplinter…

peace up, A Town down means so much to me

Me after the Wicked trailer

I had a stye and almost choked to death on a powdered donut. I told myself I never wanted to forget how I felt in that moment.

Looking for answers

He’s in your dms and me? I’m sweating in Epcot

Eat fresh for real 🥪💓

I’m back on the app called X and it feels amazing

when I’m president there’s no bullets - just crab Rangoons — yea hunnni and I’m shooting you right in the mouth

Nicole Kidman goes to the movies for magic and me? I go to drink a child sized cup of Diet Coke in the dark

Go see Maggie at the best venue ever Cactus Club !

Me day dreaming about you coming to my Milwaukee show tomorrow cactusclubmilwaukee.com/events/maggie-…

My piss salad dressing recipe tweet is flopping

U will love my famous salad dressing!!!!!!!
Oil, vinegar, garlic, salt, pepper, piss

I’m not afraid to perform my solo show in Milwaukee on 1/11 at the cactus club
cactusclubmilwaukee.com/events/maggie-…

First show back with a new back