Lol hearing my wife talking to the dog in the other room.

'(Me? got you something too. A toy he says looks like a cock ring.'

And like it's not my fault I realized that(it's too big though) after I bought it.

Wendys upped their packaging on the nuggets lol

Trying to do my self referencing thing on my alt but the search isn't working even though it works here and now I'm just over what I was going to say lol.

Nothing. They'll figure it out when the door doesn't open.

I choose the bear 🐻

Lol tried to put my phone on a folding tray that wasn't up and just dropped it straight on the ground. Time to sleep.

Me and my wife knocked a pillow off the bed. When I found it.

Lol apparently my wife agreed to crochet bonnets for her friends chickens. Like I saw a pic of a chicken with a bonnet and it's hilarious.

Bitch I am in fucking TEARS

don blankenship running as a democrat in wv makes me want to bite the throat out of every person who has ever said vote blue no matter who to me

I cannot put into words my hatred for that man

Moving stuff between my pants and getting confused by the extra item but it was just my backup mask in case the mask I was wearing broke.

Lol was making do with what weird shape I had left with my bread and it kinda reminds me of that grill cheese cut into thirds.

i believe seeking acceptance from ppl whose values and behavior you don’t admire is self-harm because the only way to achieve that is through self-sacrifice

Not sure why anyone thinks an abusive person deserves any sort of benefit of the doubt. They gave up that right when they started being abusive. Not sure why one should care if they are being unfair to someone that has a history of being abusive.

the genuinely most normal person in the world can make an observation on here like, I don't think its good when cars drive on sidewalks and kill children

and deranged driving twitter will invariably find them and just absolutely lose their fucking minds

Don't think I have a single moot I wouldn't be ecstatic to meet. Not sure what the hell we would do with some of them lol Tho I also would be surprised if I ever actually met any.