espero que não problematizem a diva que chamou de calango seco a miss ozempic do sertanejo
o único erro dela foi não ter complementado com um VAI SIBITO BALEADO

ozempic no mundo dos monstros

llego a lo de mi padre, abro la heladera y abajo de un queso cremoso UNA CAJA DE OZEMPIC

Air is like Ozempic

Ok this clip about navigating the American Healthcare System from the recent South Park ozempic special (which was brilliant) needs to be the opening of every healthcare conference panel

Over 17,200 people suffering from cardiovascular disease participated in a randomized controlled trial. Four years later, the Ozempic group had 20% fewer deaths from MI and nonfatal strokes.

Ozempic appears to have protective properties *even outside of weight loss.*

Dear Sarah Huckabee Sanders - Ozempic does nothing for the ugliness in one’s soul

The Ozempic RCT is worth praising. 3 years running, large sample size. Measured a variety of safety issues. And the results were solid and convincing.

Who needs Ozempic or Mounjaro when you have Photoshop?

Ozempic is DARK magic

Ozempic causing the gyattocaust😔😔😔

South Park Ozempic movie is everything you’d imagine it to be.

Ozempic has to be bad or there's no point to life anymore, basically

People convince themselves to do stuff 'the hard way' bc it's better in the long run

If it's not actually better... what's any of this for?

It's a reality-shattering suggestion. 'why ever try?'

The makers of Ozempic, the miracle weight loss drug(with obviously no side effects) are lobbying to get access to taxpayer Medicaid dollars.

And conspiracy theorists claim this is all evidence of some conspiracy to make us sick and profit off of us?

But that’s debunked. Big

'It's a prescription for Lizzo. Rich people get Ozempic, poor people get body positivity.'

Let's be honest: Both are scams that are harming your body.

Es handelt sich um Semaglutid, was auch zum Abnehmen benutzt wird (Ozempic, Wegovy).

Muss man abwiegen bzw. abwägen 🫠

o combo ozempic + bichectomia + excesso de botox tá acabando com a cara de geral né…. ficam todos parecendo a mascara de The Purge

God sent us ozempic and it’s going to solve every problem this country has

Lizzo reacts to South Park roasting her on the new episode about Ozempic 😂😂