i need everyone who dislikes ttpd to understand that you are agreeing with ben shapiro

The Denver Broncos absolutely adore washed up Wilsons

Everone on this app needs to see this 🙄

how it feels to be the only person alive who likes, dislikes, thinks about, and listens to Taylor Swift the exact correct amount

'taylor is a billionaire pop star, why do you think she's relatable?'

taylor: 'my ex boyfriend forgot to stop sharing his location with me and i watched it as he walked into a bar and then i started spiraling.'

Yeah I’m halfway through the b side and I heard that and was like … this is better than any song on the first side already 😬😅

how are we this far into taylor swift's career and people are still saying 'how is she that hung up on a month long relationship' have any of you ever lived a life before

This promo is getting crazy! So long London! #tsTTPD 🇬🇧🤍🪶

Travis Kelce is the perfect boyfriend to weather this album cycle because you know he has never heard of The 1975

taylor is out of her rabbit ass mind for saying matty healy is a tattooed golden retriever. baby that’s one of the rats from flushed away

let's talk about that dylan thomas and patti smith lyric on the tortured poets department

'i laughed in your face and said, 'you're not dylan thomas, i'm not patti smith
this ain't the chelsea hotel, we'rе modern idiots'
and who's gonna hold you
like me?'

taylor swift!!!!!

All opinions about MATTY aside “and all my friends smell like weed or little babies” is VERY ACCURATE

happy Taylor swift album eve my cat threw up on my eras tour sweatshirt

At this hearing, I stand before my fellow members of The Tortured Poets Department with a summary of my findings.
Album tonight.
Fortnight music video tomorrow at 8pm et.

taylor.lnk.to/thetorturedpoe…

You should get tax breaks for not driving, for not owning a car, for commuting by public transit. It's a total policy mindfuck that drivers get subsidies for new electric cars ostensibly for the environment but the minimal impact of non-drivers isn't recognized whatsoever.

This made me LOL but I know (and want) her to come back to the classroom. I hope they use it as an opportunity to remind everyone that there is absolutely nobody in the district doing more than the people who are in schools every day (though their paychecks suggest otherwise) 🙃

the funniest thing about new taylor swift albums is how I never actively learn the new lyrics they all just sort of absorb into my brain and 2 days later I can recite them a capella without even thinking