Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

Thoughts and prayers with 'Scottish' unionists at this difficult time

Dear BBC,
Here is your chief political editor, openly mocking the leader of the opposition. Your reputation for impartiality in tatters. She has to go NOW. Keeping her in position sends a very clear message to the electorate- you can't trust the BBC
#bbclaurak
#LauraKuenssberg

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Darren Grimes and Sophie Corcoran have attempted to smear Sadiq Khan, saying he refused to shake Susan Hall's hand when the London Mayoral election result was announced. A cynical lie intended to stoke Islamophobia and racism.

Diesels got his summer coat in and it appears to be thicker than his winter one?!!

Most of us.

May Bank Holiday in Crammond at 3pm. Queued at the ice cream van for at least 30 secs.

Checks notes. Except in his own family business.

Gotta give credit to Chewy

Received the regular dog food shipment for Jules the day after she had to leave us.

Called them today about the unopened box to see if I could return it.

They credited it to my account and asked me to just donate it at a local shelter.

❤️🐾🦴

What is it with Edinburgh and planters? Clearly expensive planter with no planting on Rose St. Looks horrendous. The City of Edinburgh Council it

If Rishi Sunak was a football manager he'd say 'The country isn't interested in our 17-0 defeat. What matters is the throw-in we won after 68 minutes that shows we're on track to win the Champions League.'

“And Laura Kuenssberg was forced to watch Labour gains throughout the night.
Which was nice.”

Hi world! I'm far from the only person to say this, but my calendar for the next six months is pretty quiet. I'm a theatre Sound Designer & No.1 based in York and I'm looking for work. 1/2

This photo gives me joy.

Please retweet to help Molly find a home #YORKSHIRE #UK
Molly is yet another poor dog who’s clearly suffered terribly in the hands of her previous ‘owners’ 🤬💛🤬 Yet all she wants is love and reassurance 💛
Along with the sadly obvious and all too common mutilated ears, Molly…

Congratulations on your election win to get to the House of Lords Baron Watson of Wyre Forest.
That Israeli money goes a long way eh?

just had Boris Johnson come in and try and vote

With voters across Wales and England set to vote in local elections tomorrow, a reminder from your pal Larry:

Please retweet, special appeal to help Alice find a home #LANCASHIRE #UK
Sadly, Alice aged 13 has had no applications after her owner has passed away 💔
She isn't used to children and at the moment is a bit anxious, so needs a home with teenagers or adults as the only pet.…