Thoughts and prayers with a Times journalist who might have to pay Quins a compliment. Assume “Fin Smith” will get a few accolades 😂

Someone get Chessum some sun screen, bloody hell. (As I have skin cancer I’m obviously the sun tan lotion police)

A perfect demo of why I mute rugby twitter during the 6 nations 😂

Bit late to give advice.

A train just overtook our train at a speed where you can see all the people…me “ooh miss Marple” sadly I said this out loud (also train is Waterloo bound not Paddington!)

England in the semi finals is bloody hilarious, Owen getting POM is just pure shithousery which I can only admire. There are an awful lot of upset people to be amused by!

Loved it!!!

Turns out Ford is not the messiah…

Richmond CC is looking good on the rugby 😂

Thinking of my colleagues heading to the stadium for #FRAvNZL , sorry I can’t be there and grateful for those who’ve stepped in. I know you’ll smash it 💥

Someone has sent me flowers which are beautiful but there is no name on the card…the anxiety not being be able to say thank you is causing is more than the post op 😂

Just inadvertently asked a guy in the park if he came here often…and now I can never go to Putney again. 🤦‍♀️

New fear unlocked…

New Twickenham store 😂

Looking for Rhode Island holiday tips…any gratefully received!

Rugby is my sport but they have an awful long way to go to get this atmosphere…just brilliant.

There is a lot of innuendo in this tweet!

A new low when restaurants refuse you because it’s only for 1 person 😂

Monaco baby

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