If you’re in need of a smile, I’d like to remind you that one word for your intestines in the 14th century (first recorded in a translation of the Bible) was ‘arseropes’.

(Thread) I’m asking Chat-GPT to make this pic of my dog increasingly more Scottish. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🧵

Hey Heart Internet - my email disappeared today - multiple domains and addresses - now I’m getting someone else’s emails! Who’s getting mine? You’ve really fucked up this time! I need a response and remedial action now! You’re sharing peoples’ private data with others!

Tell me you’ve never worked in a bar, without telling me you’ve never worked in a bar…

Hey, BBC News (UK)! Every spring for nigh on 10 years Warwick Uni have put out a press release saying they’re very close to launching a British baked bean… lovely story!

Come Autumn, nothing.

Whereas, for close to 10 years, we’ve been selling British baked beans… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Here’s a 🧵

Drop a cool photo that someone took of you doing your job.

Proud and privileged to have spent the last few days with @HowardLWood, ⁦Bryce Stewart⁩ and the fantastic team at ⁦Arran Coast⁩ for the launch of the new research vessel on #LamlashBay #NoTakeZone and South #Arran #MarineProtectedArea . #MPA

Fantastic day celebrating the launch of RV COAST Explorer with an event for our funders and supporters including founder Howard Wood, Màiri McAllan Ariane Burgess Ross Greer Bryce Stewart and reps from North Ayrshire Council Fauna & Flora Blue Marine Foundation Former NatureScot account #marinerestoration

Hope ⁦The SNP⁩ leadership takes time to consider this. As another Director of ⁦Yes Scotland⁩, I can confirm @iandommett⁩’s claims and share his views on how not to lose the next independence referendum. Great writing from ⁦NeilMackay⁩ heraldscotland.com/politics/23520…

Not a phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

Nice try #mircosoft !

#MircosoftFileShare

In case you’re wondering, here’s some of the #birch inspired food that @buck_and_birch fed us at #CarrCroft in return for harvesting and cutting twigs for their next batch of #Birch wild botanical spirit. #delicious