Somebody lost their eyelash!

Attention all Art designers! Winner will be announced in a week, Tag them now! 🖼👽 #RemaAlien

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If you know what I mean 🌚

Here is a photo I did of your doppelgänger Justine Skye

Did I do a great job??
Wizkid

Help me tag her!!
Till she sees it!!

Or retweet!!
Till it gets to her TL!!

Thank you..❤️❤️

Imagine if coffin sellers start call customers like those guys who sell clothes in the market

'Oga, check my shop, I get fine casket'

'Bros, follow me buy coffin na, I go give you better price'

'Fine boy, no be Uniben you dey? Come check casket eee, I get your size'

Tunji had the perfect business plan. He’d used his last savings to secure office space & get other necessaries

He was ready for business.

First month, patronage was low. Tunji and e staff go dey office morning till night, dem no go see client

Tunji was depressed...

If you watch premier league game for house, e sweet

If you watch am for viewing center, that one sweeter

But imagine say you con watch am LIVE for London! Naim go sweet pass 😍

Coca Cola is offering you a chance to watch a PL game LIVE in London

Check 👇 for instructions 😁

[Catholic churches in Lagos before COVID-19]

Priest: You may now exchange the peace of Christ

Everyone: 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

[After COVID-19]

Priest: You may now exchange the peace of Christ

Everyone: ✌🏽👍🏽🤟🏽✊🏽🙌🏽🤜🏽

Genie: I’ll grant you one wish

Mazi Ibe: I wish to be an app

Genie: Easy, done

Mazi EBay: Wow

Mata: Welcome to my house man, have a drink

DJ Khaled: *Gulps it* Another, Juan

I like me a lowkey relationship , not hiding you but I’m not gonna put our business on social media like it’s my daily dairy, it’s not a status report , I’m not here to show off our relationship in the faces of everyone to prove a point temporarily, I’m here to love you forever .

I went to buy satchet tomatoes yesterday and I entered the shop,I saw a man holding a girl of about 7 years on her waist.
I wasn’t comfortable at all.
Me: where is your mama?
Girl:She’s the one frying akara there
Me: Oga wetin you follow her dey talk wet be say u must touch....

So I'll have to start hating ziyech now😒