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🚨 BREAKING, Luka Modrić’s agent: “The most likely thing is that Luka will STAY for one more season.” MARCA

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🚨🗣 Luka Modrić’s agent: “The most likely thing is that Luka will STAY for one more season.”

(Source: MARCA)

My real estate agent's BROKER just called me at 9pm on a Friday to tell me that the seller doesn't want to sell a house to me because I am BLACK. This is after the inspection, contract agreement, down payment. Baby, I'm either buying your house or buying YOUR BLOCK. CHOOSE ONE.

now we're yappin

Agent 3 repost cause this art is still fire to me

Even as AAP blames entire world & labels their own Rajya Sabha MP as agent of BJP- Adhir Ranjan of Congress slams AAP

Says - “Grave injustice has been done to her. A detailed investigation into the matter should take place and the truth should come out. No one has the right to

🔴⚪️👋🏻 Mo Elneny confirms that he’s set to leave Arsenal as free agent.

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After promoting foreign agents, convicted conmen and pornographic material to smear the president, the House GOP impeachment inquiry grinds to a halt.

This madcap series ends where it started: unable to name a single high crime or misdemeanor to pin on President Biden.

🚨🇮🇱 ZIONIST agent Mahmoud Abbas CONDEMNED the PALESTINIAN RESISTANCE while at the Arab Summit this week.

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Bullish Twitter threads

🔴Ce matin, vers 6 heures, un homme est entré dans la synagogue de #Rouen afin d'y mettre le feu.

En ressortant, il a tenté de s’en prendre à un policier avec un couteau. L’agent lui a tiré dessus pour le neutraliser.
L’agresseur est décédé.

Gotta understand that the Rangers gave up on their own stalled rebuild, signed every free agent for 2 straight off-seasons, and rode a Wild Card to a fluke title.

Their fans don't really feel any bonding with the players.

Rajchl je skutečný proruský agent, říkat to o Babišovi je chyba, tvrdí senátor Václav Láska. Vláda podle něj sází na antibabišovskou kartu a voliči jsou čím dál víc otrávení. Láska jim prý chce nabídnout alternativu.

Philippe de Villiers réagit avec émotion à la mort des agents pénitentiaires dans l’Eure : «La vérité, c’est qu’ils sont les premiers témoins de l’État qui s’effondre. La vérité, c’est aussi qu’on aurait pu éviter ça», dans #FaceaDeVilliers

As per initial reports, 4 Pak students mob-lynched in Kyrgyzstan, been mistaken for Egyptians.

Similarly, in Pakistan, Pak Hindus are often mob-lynched, assumed to be RAW/Indian agents by Islamists, with their mere existence being considered blasphemous.

🔴⚪️ After Cedric and Elneny, Arthur Okonkwo will also leave Arsenal this summer as a free agent when his contract expires.

The 22 year old spent this season on loan at Wrexham winning promotion and being voted League 2 Goalkeeper of the Year.