Listen Zach Bryan if ur bored tomorrow night after - I have a really fun bar you have to come to. It’s called Campus Pub ur gonna love it see u soon xoxo

Last night I had a dream where I was explaining to someone the benefits of intermittent fasting hahahaha why am I so annoying ????

Plz this song just punched me in the face

Being delusional got me free railbird tickets no I will not change

Jordan Zach Bryan Burgers and Busch lite

I just had to delete a tweet 3 times because I kept forgetting words. I’m not tweeting it again u all will never know what I said

No hotels in lex this weekend but it’s ok bc I plan to stay at the hospital with alcohol poisoning anyway

Someone just scheduled a Monday morning in person meeting with me at 9 am. What r the odds I’m still going to be drunk from Railbird lol

If I’m not blacked out by NOON tomorrow someone call the police

“Breadwinner who knows I’m the star” is the best way I’ve ever heard to describe my perfect man lol

What I look like from the side is nooonnnneeee of my business bc wtf ?????

Woke up thinking about Saturday being Ashley and Meghan bff day

dream bf:
- bisexual
- confident to the point where it’s delusional
- breadwinner who knows i’m the star
- hype man
- hobbies guy
- optimist
- in therapy
- grew up with sisters
- curly hair
- clean toes

Ashley Thomas I honestly hope this happens bc it’d be cool to say “my wife’s friend is dating “Zach Bryan and they’re coming over for burgers this weekend”

‼️| Tonight’s surprise songs are 'I Wish You Would' and 'the lakes'

I can’t tell if I’m having the worst day or my life or the best day of my life

Plz I watch these stupid videos and buy every single thing she shows bc I’m like omg she’s so cute and fun add to cart. And I do this like 3x a week this is very bad

U have got to be joking noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why does this sound so familiar to me ???

Just threw up in the bushes outside of my baby’s baptism no one talk to me

I’ve been trying to find a new nail salon since I’ve moved. Just walked into my new one and the nail tech said “omg you look like a model” ok I think I choose this one

I’m down 6 pants sizes hell yeah brother I’m getting drunk

They Call Me Daddy.
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I’m so delusional I literally think I might meet Zach Bryan tomorrow at Railbird and make him fall in love with me idk who knows fingers crossed

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They Call Me Daddy.
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