Bill Simmons loved tweeting about ESPYs parties

2009 Twitter was unhinged

More of this Bill Simmons please!!

“House, can I hook myself up to the Rejuvenation Machine??”

We all eat when there’s sports media feuds

Simmons & Russillo | Russillo & Legler

People just said anything back then!

She didn't like prisoners of the moment

and I was fucking Bill Simmons.

Someone in r/BillSimmons is trying out for The Hottest Take

In a December 2020 podcast Bill Simmons calls Luka “the best 21-year old ever”

Obama makes in fun of him for liking Luka so much, saying Bill is “fantasizing” about another Larry Bird

Ever since this show Bill began to do a 180 on Luka and now strongly dislikes his game

stay on the other side pussy

Bill Simmons watching Luka tonight

The Year is 2040. Jayson Tatum is 42

'Russillo, I don't think Tatum is a finished product. He really added some new elements to his game this year. I think he's better at 42 than LeBron was, I just do!'

DALLAS HAS TAKEN THE LEAD!!

Bill: “It was weirdly a good 6 for 24”

Russillo:

'We're a generation of movie podcast listeners raised by The Rewatchables. I'm wondering if another Wesley Morris appearance is really the answer we need'

Boston Celtics team bus accidentally leave Jrue Holiday at Hornets arena, per Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons listeners worldwide

When it's been 10 minutes and Bill's only in the 1980s on his 'Who Has the Best NBA Player Belt' segment