WHY IS VOX

I'm floored.

New plan:

Just out-breed these idiots. They'll be extinct soon.

Did Jennifer Rubin just call me a fucking bitch

hi uhh Gretchen Lynn wtf is this im scared for you J.C. Leflore

Go down on her and tell her she's beautiful

So does Keith Olbermann

As a designer handbag lover, I would like to see a picture of the purse she keeps his balls in

You guys are being mean. Of course Raisi's virgins will be women

The girl filming herself crying because she baked her own birthday cake also posted this and pronounces 'Reese's' as 'Rees-ees' so that's all you really need to know

So, @bubola wasn’t impressed with the size of my snake. (Ring-necked snake)

It's a physical impossibility to be in a pickle. Inside an actual pickle?? Our bodies are too big. It's physically impossible. The whole thing is a joke!

The Spectator Index

It's time for good morning belly rubs, mom

BRB legally changing my last name to Pastabake

Sounds like we should all buy it lol

Hayward Field is a special place. The home of legends. A place of excellence.

Its excellence was continued and reaffirmed by the people who had the courage to boo on Saturday.