ten(@gunilsmenu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

@/funnyidol__ posted jungsu's bbl messages 😭

🦖🐱 sloths never come down from a tree except to 💩 once a week
🦖🐱 should i live like a sloth today?
🦖🐱 i'm not saying i'm going to not 💩 for a week

@/funnyidol__ posted jungsu's bbl messages 😭

🦖🐱 sloths never come down from a tree except to 💩 once a week
🦖🐱 should i live like a sloth today?
🦖🐱 i'm not saying i'm going to not 💩 for a week
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LGB United(@LGBAllied) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🪱L♥️VER🔆 (LOVE Arc) Constipation/excessive gas isn't a period. You don't have a uterus, aren't removing an egg and uterine lining from your body, and therefore are not having a period. Is a person that takes a laxative having a period? 🤭

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cats - 47(@crry1ng) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I suffer from rlly bad constipation and apparently this juice is healthy lax alternative. It’s pear and apple juice. Apple and pears contain sorbitol. Sorbitol softens the stool, makes bowelmovement easier and lots sorbitol can cause severe 💩 ( my goal ) .

I suffer from rlly bad constipation and apparently this juice is healthy lax alternative. It’s pear and apple juice. Apple and pears contain sorbitol. Sorbitol softens the stool, makes bowelmovement easier and lots sorbitol can cause severe 💩  ( my goal ) .
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Dad Jokes(@Dadsaysjokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation.

She told me that I was so full of it.

It was the hardest dump I ever took.

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