1. This is one of the best accounts on Twitter! Thank you for your sterling work, Joe Bangles CBE MP joebangles.co.uk
2. What on earth could Morph - MORPH?!!? - have chosen to qualify as age-restricted cheese?!?!? Some sort of plasticine-slathered-in-Dairylea fetish??
Joe Bangles CBE MP James Blunt It's obviously Baby Bell, or Dairylea triangles. They're Beautiful! 🎵 🎶
BromleyAgainstUlez Action Against ULEZ Politoons Susan Hall AM Susan Hall has just announced a £2 per ounce cheese tax, for all cheeses except for Dairylea triangles.
That's going to cost you dearly...