Why is it that when slimeball Phillip Schofield has an extramarital affair the roof caves in, but when the fat and useless bastard Boris Johnson lies about multiple affairs (such as with Petronella Wyatt and Jennifer Arcuri), it all gets brushed aside and he goes on to become PM?

Carol Vorderman Alison Hammond Petronella Wyatt The same Petronella Wyatt that said Nazi's were socialists recently? That one?

Thick as a whale dick sandwich.

Richard H. Petronella’s filters doing some seriously heavy lifting

Mark Dobson 💙 Boris Johnson had affair after affair. Mostly “in industry”. He denied being the father of a child from 1 affair.

Affairs known about: Marina Wheeler, Petronella Wyatt, Anna Fazackerley, Helen MacIntyre, Carrie Symonds (24 yr age gap)

Did he get this much attention?

...be KIND❤

Nickel is the unsung hero in electric vehicle batteries, but the metal often comes from beneath biodiverse, carbon-rich rainforests. There's a better way

Why is it now obligatory to sob on television? Maybe I’m old school, but what happened to dignity? Moreover, the more they cry, the less believable it is.
Phillip Schofield: Alison Hammond breaks down on This Morning bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

😍This Amazing Shapewear Pants Holds In Your Core, Cinches Your Waist, And Lift Your hips.❤️🍑

Petronella Wyatt Alison Hammond You’re right, Petronella…

The only people allowed to interview Prime Ministers should be compassion-free, emotionally-stunted, paid-for shills.

Know any?

Petronella Wyatt's preferred pronouns are genius and mastermind; her actual pronouns are 'donkey-brain', 'f*ckwit' and 'Boris shagger'.

Carol Vorderman Alison Hammond Petronella Wyatt Yes Carol! 👏👏
Stay in your lane, Petronella, you're 3 letters away from being insect repellant. Although if you've shagged boris, it looks like you do the exact opposite.

<Petronella tweeted: 'Friends of mine who live near them are always bumping into Meghan at parties these days. 'She tends to leave Harry at home.'>

She tends to do what?

#HarryAndMeghanAreFinished
#WalmartWallis thesun.co.uk/fabulous/22542…

Carol Vorderman Alison Hammond Petronella Wyatt Petronella Wyatt is an old boot who got her job because she went to the right school.
Connections. Alison Hammond got hers because she’s talented and likeable. Two qualities the likes of Petrol, Sarah Vine, Rachel Johnson, Alison Pearson etc will never have.

God is Good!!!

Here's one of the very many women Boris Johnson bedded behind his wife's back, trying to belittle my friend Alison Hammond .
Keep your pathetic bigoted views to yourself Petronella Wyatt

“People who shag Prime Ministers should keep quiet. They are an embarrassment to themselves…

Carol Vorderman Alison Hammond Petronella Wyatt Petronella is usually much more insightful

Carols's made breakfast, lunch & dinner of Petronella ... on fire as ever!

Petronella Wyatt You are a journalist Petronella. Sadly most of the presenters of this vile show are not, ex big brother contestants, ex children’s presenters, ex girl and members, ex models or lads msg contributors or left leaning luvvies. Celebrity ends as easy as it came.

Embark on a perilous journey as Gollum, chasing the only thing that is Precious to him. 🌋

Keep Alison Hammond ‘s name out ya 🤬🤬🤬🤬mouth, Petronella!

Carol Vorderman Alison Hammond Petronella Wyatt Says the perpetually pregnant Petronella. Imagine being this gobby, after her madness with Boris Johnson.

Petronella Wyatt claims to be a genius! Grifting for the toxic Tory press while bonking Boris would appear to suggest otherwise!

Moving to chinsali, starting a new life there as Petronella

Petronella Wyatt launches her career as a stand-up comedian... 'Whatever happened to dignity?' 🤦🏻