Archaeo - Histories Better make sure Larry Larry the Cat doesn't find out about this. Living in 10 Downing Street, he already thinks he's our head of government.

If he starts thinking he's an Egyptian demi god, Britain will be in even more trouble than it's in now.

Paul Bronks I do feline exorcism.

Discount for two or more demons cast out from your cat.

Dai 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 AND .......
his mate looks like the Yorkshire ripper.

Chibound The only people who think that's loud are too young to have heard a dot matrix printer running at full power.

Lord Flashheart Nathan Armstrong Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 Mizzy GB News Uncle Nathan is right Flash. I'd be prepared to give Mizzy a chance.

If he came to my house, I'd welcome him in.

Then I'd offer him a nice chianti before rubbing him with garlic butter and rolling him in fava beans.

Royal Air Force RAF Typhoon Display Team RAF Coningsby Are designs like that applied with templates, as on commercial aircraft, or does the RAF have teams of skilled painters creating the designs.

Chris Parry I think the problem is that our Human Rights Act makes rulings of the ECtHR binding in UK law. That's not the case for any other signatory.

Greece is free to ignore the ECtHR. The UK is not so, for HR cases, the ECtHR is our final court of appeal.

Sgt Maj Norman French Frankly, we'd expect a better class of walting from someone in your position, so your medals must be real, unlike this fella.

Scott Bateman MBE Catapults on both runways at Heathrow. Ryanair would love the fuel savings. Airport management would love standstill to airborne in 1.5 seconds. Aer Lingus would love gliding all the way to Dublin. BA would hate it (especially for business class pax - all those spilt G&Ts).

Islamicat 💣😾🕌 💥 We are outraged by your cultural appropriation.

Herb Brubanter Tunnelling your way out of Crewe? You'll never drop those boulders down your trouser legs. Better stash them in the attic.

Scott Bateman MBE Just don't tell them military planes take off two at a time from the same runway or four at a time from an aircraft carrier.

Jeremy Legg Victor Ventura 😡 29 shooting deaths in the UK last year.

42,967 shooting deaths in the USA last year, where shooting is now the No 1 cause of death for children.

Joe Do I need to say it?

Steve Doris from Watford Probably keeps a BA Executive Club card though. What's the betting that he disappears in the near future?

Doris from Watford God help him. The last man convicted under the OSA got 13 years for trying to sell a Berlin embassy internal telephone directory to the Ruskies.

I can see a sudden disappearance in the near future followed by claims that facing a decade in prison didn't make him a flight risk.

PJ Gav Wings Over Scotland I used to be in favour of proportional representation. In theory it leads to more representative government.

In practice it results in coalitions where fringe parties with virtually no electoral support can assert authority over a minority government.

Sir Humphrey No time for details Sir H. The wardroom upgrade on HMS Queen Elizabeth has already been contracted. All they need now is a steward who can play the piano.

RCL Paul Bronks No win, no fee.

If you end up possessed by the Prince of Darkness™ and your cat can still turn its head through a full 360 degrees, there will be no charge.

No liability accepted for damage due to projectile vomiting, ectoplasm or fire breathing demons from the depths of hell.

Happy St George's Day, and can I be the first to remind everybody that he wasn't English.

(He didn't slay any dragons either).