But living in Thailand, you can hire bodyguards with sausages

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 How many sausages can a Glaswegian fit in his mouth? #InForAPenny

apparently csp turned the 'record timelapses' setting on by default at some point, without me noticing.
so now i have a bunch of slightly-cool timelapses on hand that look deranged, because i didn't knew i was being recorded

Jumbo has more or less stopped eating now. He can’t even stomach his fav 7-11 sausages and leaves them untouched.

Tried Wagyu beef tonight. Went down a treat but then like all his food now came back up 30 seconds later.

😴 He’s tired now. The body is shutting down. He’s still

(anatomy study, kinda.....)
raven, professional baller

Little Valentina was in a bad way when she arrived. All her new recovering friends wanted to welcome her and show her this is a good place to heal.

So we whipped out the BBQ and cooked up sausages for them all 🥰🙏

Thank heavens for Zwift.

It’s absolutely pishing it down outside (I’m somewhere under the yellow & red stuff), so I’ve had a spin on the turbo trainer.

Ol’ Muttley’s been on the treadmill in an attempt to get a beach body by the weekend.

Lay off the sausages mate! 😁🐾🐾

I was in the area today so I went in to see an old friend. Mr Shaq. Not sure who was happier… me to see him doing so well or him to see me arrive with a full packet of his fav sausages (1/3) 🧵

The street dogs have been battling the weather recently. ☔️ ⚡️

We got some sunshine today so it was time to load the bike with bones and sausages and make a very special delivery 🛵 🦴

Hear me out,

- Beans is NOT a protein food

- Palm oil is NOT bad for your health!

- Sausages are UNHEALTHY for you!

- Eating 3 eggs daily will NOT harm you

- Garri and groundnut is healthier than noodles

- Sugar does MORE harm to your body than salt!

Unlearn!

before i get 1,000 identical replies of “just go to aldi you fuckin dipshit,” or “well what do you expect from luxury delicacies,” i am not buying these and simply observing that, £2.10 is an insane price for a tin of beans and sausages

Try to watch this and not smile. The sheer joy of the street dogs. 🥰🥰

Been away for a week and traveled for 24 hours but had to load the bike with sausages and treats despite the jet lag.

Not sure if the dogs missed me or could smell the sausages 😅😅

In 1959, Volkswagen introduced an optional coffee machine for their vehicles. Interestingly, Volkswagen also has a unique product line: sausages known as 'currywurst,' which have outperformed their car sales. These sausages are manufactured at the main factory and are branded as

You don’t see dogs legging it out of a butchers with a string of sausages anymore. Just another thing woke has taken from us

똥곡가

“Sausages are done!!”

It’s husband omg

Sometimes you need to do what makes you happy in life. This evening that was a Sunday treat of bones and Sausages for the street dogs.

It's been a tough week with lots of battles. Seeing their wagging tails and happy smiles makes everything good 🥰🙏

Have a lovely Sunday