new bumper sticker idea

professional stand up comedians when i show them ironic memes like “big chungus” and “the boykisser”:

every time i get angry over a small thing i just remember this image and all negative thoughts immediately cease

Damn this game is pretty. I really like the vehicular and hand-to-hand combat too. Everything feels impactful. Why did I sleep on this?

which anime is this 🤔

La pendeja de la bici piensa que los bicicletos no deben frenarse nunca, que van tendidos y sí alguien se atraviesa deben irse al “arroyo vehicular” JAJAJA un cáncer sin duda.

this frame of skibidi biden is more unsettling than anything analogue horror related

why’s he dressed up like gojo

Deliciously tiled vehicular infrastructure in Lisbon

bought my first car today!

my shenanigans? jujutsu.
my fruits? blox.
my battlegrounds? strongest.
my type? soul.
my adventure? bizarre.
my deep? woken.
my rell? seas.

my burgers? nothing.

Enter GTA Online: Arena War, where ruthless gladiatorial combat meets the bleeding-edge of vehicular modification technology in one spectacular – and highly combustible – competition.
Play now: rsg.ms/a843540

couldn’t focus on one of my finals cause this image kept popping up in my head

W or L lock screen

how i felt after saying “bill nye your mom’s a guy” instead of “bill nye the science guy” in 5th grade:

notice how he turned it into dr doofenshmirtz instead of playing games on it

notice how he turned it into a portal 2 turret instead of playing games on it

Inspeccionamos un accidente de tránsito en la carretera hacia El Puerto de La Libertad, antes de la curva de El Papaturro.

El conductor resultó lesionado.

Orientamos el paso vehicular.