girls don’t want bouquets girls want flower filled dagger

daggers full of flowers!

no more twitter crop? ok look at the pretty dagger i made

do y’all remember when P!nk was on Spongebob singing about skurvy😭😭😭 y the fuck did that happen

went to a gem show a few weeks ago where my bestie and i hand picked a ton of gemstone beads that resembled all of the planets in the solar system so i present to u……..
my first solar system soup necklace🪐

sooooooo, cookie just showed up with these. at 4am. while it was pouring rain.

ladies please drop your favorite female rage songs im angry this morning

i would like to present to u….. my greatest find on fb marketplace that will never be topped for as long as i live: these two gigantic monstrous solid wood cabinets(??) i got for $60 (NOT EACH. FOR BOTH). i feel so complete. blissful actually. i rented an entire uhaul for these

sweating awakens an actual demon that rests deep within my soul when it’s too hot outside i get so angry and evil i want the sun to go supernova and eviscerate earth so that no one in the universe ever knew and never will know humanity existed

Priv moots know of this little fellow

idk who needs to hear this but THE POINT OF REUSABLE WATER BOTTLES IS TO HAVE VERY FEW OF THEM. LIKE 1 OR MAYBE 2. BECAUSE THEYRE REUSABLE. SO U DONT NEED A BUNCH OF WATER BOTTLES. BECAUSE U REUSE THEM.

how many different beverages per day is a healthy amount of beverages like sometimes i feel like i have so many i’m doing something illegal

i wonder what the earth smelled like before humans existed

i finished my bestie’s wedding necklace and no offense but i’m so proud of her she’s kind of a masterpiece…….

silly buggirl thing by Hanz

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

has anyone out there actually felt like a human these last 2 years