🇷🇺🇳🇪🇺🇸 “Victoria Nuland thought that with Niger you can do the same as with Ukraine: put couple of buns in a plastic bag and fool them? Such banana regimes, as in Kyiv, are no longer to be found.” - Maria Zakharova, Russian Foreign Ministry Spokeswoman
Burger King cook who didn't miss work for 27 years gets $400K in online donations to retire after viral post.. he was originally only given “a plastic bag of gifts that included a movie ticket, candy, pens, keychains, & a Starbucks cup”
Salem got stuck in a plastic bag, so I had to document his shame 😅
Note: he loves plastic bags but I only let him have when I’m home. They’re in the pantry when I’m not here for this exact reason, lol. He doesn’t eat them but he plays with them
Dear Mom and Dad, I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty and too small, but the
My son has been taking money out of my purse and storing it in a plastic bag and hiding it in a book. He is 3. I asked why - he goes “don’t worry, that’s just my secret money”. He has $43. WTF.
