'Hello Greendale Primary school ? . . . . My four year old son has been attending Spanish lessons at your after-school club for the last eight weeks and all he can say in Spanish is the word 'Please' . . . . . . . . That's poor for Four isn't it ?'

The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
4 pints at The Cricket Club
4 cans with Ted watching the football
6 pints at The Green Dragon
3 skittle-bombs
2 baby-Guiness
40 quid lost on the bandit
1 bicycle stolen to get home
6 missed calls from the wife
1 missing cat

Postman Pat 🤣

#Reuben #LifeInTheDales 🤠
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I'm not sure if I'm watching #PostmanPat or not 🤔....😂😂

Look At Thus Tool🤡😉😉

CWU off on a jolly then whilst us at the coal face continue with the daily struggles
#CWUOUTOFFTOUCH !

Talkin' Yanks This is a joke yall. Come on. He’s the radio announcer so he prob rarely watches the game on TV. Now he can watch on this big boy. I’m sure the org took care of him

Automatic Dude had a burner account before it was cool💀

Thomas Nestico They’re wasting his darts man

Chris Stobbs CWU i will never out the gates after the CWU shafted its members!

🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 Robin Askwith ConfessionsPete Well, What’s going on here? Let us In On the joke 😂

Craig Mish Miami Herald Sports Well done Craig. Showing how it is possible to ask difficult questions with directness and honesty. This team needs more coverage just like this. Bendix’s answers were just meh but if anyone can make it work with Sherman’s parameters it’s him

MDV Mel is a wizard

HEAT NATION Herro was the only reason we stuck around in the mid to late 4q. Jimmy obv wasnt 100% and Bam was expending tremendous effort on Embiid and grabbing boards. They had to run the O through 14 and he responded w some clutch ass shots. Solely blaming Tyler is pure haterade

#gcm . Again 3x more bought than sold. But yet again sp tanks? Wtf am I missing? Apart from shit loads of money 😂

Ely Sussman The craziest thing is they were 1st in this last year too and have been worse this year somehow. I genuinely don’t understand

AJ Puk? Nah. More like AJ Suk

Fesshole 🧻 #BlakeyFess

VIKING BORG 📊 Thanks Viking, but surely if £50k sold and £150 brought.. theres less shares knocking about? which i always thought should make SP rise?