goat waiter

*at the red lobster*

me: i will have the red lobster

waiter: okay

Even the waiter knew 💀

Waiter: “The Gentleman behind you bought you this drink”

The Gentleman behind you:

Waiter: how's everything ?

Us with our mouths full:

Waiter: 'Is the check gonna be separate or together?'

Her: 'Togeth-'

Me: x.com/groovykee19/st…

Waiter: “Is this together or separate”

Females:

When your nan falls in love with a waiter in Zante.

waiter demanding 20% is crazy

White women after they say “gracias” to a waiter at a Mexican restaurant 💀

True kitchen waiter: who had the red velvet waffles?
Me, gone off the dusse lemonade:

when the waiter repeats my order back to me and it sounds fire

Ok Kendall Jenner blowing out candles as a masked waiter holds her cake and tries to move out of the way was actually the scariest thing I saw on Halloween

When you've been waiting ages for food and the waiter walks past with someone else's order

x.com/benjones778/st…

me : more cheese please

olive garden waiter :

Two idiots cost they’re under paid waiter his job

Lady Gaga interacting with a waiter at the Golden Globes (2019) x.com/scottfeinberg/…

waiter waiter more yuri please

pretending to listen to the waiter read out the specials before you order a burger and chips.

Waiter: how’s everything?

Us with our mouths full: