Had to use ChatGPT to get the cut off years but it sounds badass

GOLDEN SHRINE OF FORGOTTEN REALMS

'So, I ask you, the jury, to look past the fame, to look past the celebrity. This is not about a football hero, nor is it about a Hollywood story. It is about justice, pure and simple.'

'This is about what we know, what we can see with our own eyes, and what the evidence overwhelmingly indicates.

First & foremost, let us address the elephant in the room, the evidence.'

'We've seen the gloves. We've heard about the Bronco chase, an escapade that captured the attention of the nation, an escapade that, in any rational mind, in any rational interpretation, speaks volumes of guilt.'

Ty Sent this to someone I know at Dell: “This tweet is absurdly accurate”

TracingWoodgrains No one, but you better hope no one pushes the button

Stoked that I got a great pic of the eclipse

'absolutely unforgivable act of violence that has taken two innocent lives.

Now, I've heard the defense. I've listened to their arguments, their attempts to weave a narrative of doubt and confusion.'

So are there going to be any sales on white ford broncos now?

The Black Swan Analyst Aella someone wrote an article on it, but iirc from the article, you would have to kiss them a *lot* for this to happen.

JJK(Mya) ChatGPT filling in the blanks for us:

10/10 no notes

'But let's be clear, let's be unequivocally clear—the smoke and mirrors will not work here. We are dealing with facts, and the facts are as clear as day.'

Like, 'to retard' is to slow.
And while I understand that the poster is likely referring only to the slang, this is an idiotic hill to die on. There are a myriad of products that have the term 'retard' on them that I can promise you will not be changing their names.

'Why flee? Why engage in such a spectacle if not to escape the long arm of the law, the arm that seeks justice for the victims, the arm that we, as a society, depend on to uphold our most cherished values of right and wrong?'

'The DNA—ladies and gentlemen, the DNA does not lie! It's incontrovertible, indubitable, unequivocal. We're talking about a trail of blood that leads directly to the defendant. It screams, no, it bellows the truth! And that truth is that there has been a heinous, egregious,'

'I'm not just asking you; I'm telling you—give us a verdict that screams truth, that honors the victims, that shows the world no one's above the law. This is your moment to stand up, to be the voice of reason and justice. Make it count. Thank you.'

Liz Webster They are now applying existing rules for 3rd party countries. Because we left and didn’t read the small print. Gammon click bait.

'As you deliberate, keep the real players in mind—the victims and the undeniable evidence. This ain't about the glitz and glam; it's about justice, raw and unfiltered. Your duty? To cut through the noise, stick to the facts, and deliver justice, loud and clear.'