Hello Twitter,

I am worried about all of the single Russian women in my area. How did they get here? Why are they here? What are their plans?

Does bitcoin have the same thrill as taking the Bounty Hunter Tracker IV to the shore? I have found some real beauties with this over the years.

Eugene

I am not sure my grandson ever received my tokens. Can anyone explain this?

Eugene

My good friend Don from the local retirement home told me that Bit Coin does not look good and will probably go down soon by hundreds of dollars. Be careful!!

Eugene

Hello Twitter is this true?

I don't know who this Jeeters guy I keep hearing about is but he seems like a real nincompoop!

Hello Twitter,

Does anyone else remember the good old days?

Eugene

how

Hello Twitter,

Is there a way to tip my Siri? She has been doing extra good lately and whoever is behind my Siri deserves recognition is this what Bitcoin is for?

Eugene.

GM Twitter,

Today I will be checking the price of my coin. Please do not make it go up after I check, that would be a breach of trust.

Eugene

google.com bird eye what is the price of my $Test

Goodnight internet strangers and friends🌛🌜

Eugene

How could they let this happen?

I remember my first Cheddar Bay Biscuit with a tall Coke.

I remember how hot the Lobster Bisque was and the Bar Harbor Lobster Bake.

I remember getting tipsy on the White Wine and Garlic Mussels...

I would feel guilty about the all-you-eat

Well I know what I'm cooking up for dinner tonight :)

Eugene

While I continue to figure out who is posting from my Twitter and X phone text account does anyone know if Dachshunds actually drink wine?

If so I may need to get my neighbor's Dachshunds a nice Pinot one of these days 😂 They are the best!

Eugene

Wait ... is this real?

This can't be real. HOW ARE THESE BEAVERS DOING THAT. Siri tell me everything you know about Beaver Curling. Siri call Spencer Jenkin right now. Siri right now.

Just picked up these from the Whole Foods Market

No idea why they were there but I'm excited about this 2 Pack nonetheless 🤪

Eugene

OK, I think everything is back to normal...

As proof I was getting the mail here is me getting the mail. And here is Norm.

Eugene

Summer is coming ... 😂