Get your shit together Lime. Either get your maps right or stop selling a service you can’t legally provide. Jesus Christ it can’t be that hard.

Congress really should have let JetBlue buy out Spirit Airlines. No discount is worth one’s sanity.

$90 for a carry on and now Spirit Airlines won’t even let us in the plane “because we didn’t choose a seat?!!!”” What kind of insanity is this? This is now beyond losing a family of customers. You can expect to hear from our lawyers. And hey U.S. Department of Transportation Pete Buttigieg

$90 for a CARRY-ON bag Spirit Airlines?

You’ve just lost an entire family of customers forever. Smart way to do business.

Fucking ridiculous.

As smart as Elon Musk is, he’s really frickin’ ignorant about everything.

Republicans had full control for 2 full years, 2017-2019.
POTUS
SCOTUS
HOUSE
SENATE
DOJ
Immigration bills passed = 0
Borders closed = 0
Illegal immigration soared up to a new record in 2019
Tax cuts for billionaires = 1

I hope every customer using EverWash car washing app is aware that the company yet another scam proration that keeps charging your credit card after you’ve cancelled and of course no humans will answer at customer service. Take note BBB

Hey americanair, I’ve understood 4 decades u’re the worst airline a person can possibly give their $$ to, & that’s saying something. But what u’re pulling in Newark to Chicago right now is the stuff of lawsuits. Maybe send a human to the gate to let us know WTF you’re planning?

Hey Apple Support you gotta get a message over to the Willowbrook, NJ store to let them know their service phone lines are hanging up on the customers they’re expecting to hear back from. And they’re already days behind.

🇵🇷 Reclaiming Medusa! You’ll never convince any MAGA that they are not both the victim and hero in everything.

Older white man getting gas.

Man: I get angry every time I fill up.

Me: Why is that?

Man: The prices! When Trump was in office fuel was cheap! This is bullshit!

Me: Trump did that?

Man: Absolutely!

Me: (showing genuine interest):
How did he do it?

Man: Drill baby drill!

Heads up y’all. If Elon Musk tells Cheech & Chong to go f@ck themselves, X will be done.

This is the kind of logic for which there is no acceptable retort.

american: i’m having a mental health crisis i need to talk to someone.

america: ok we can maybe get you an appointment in six months if you have the right insurance.

american: how about a gun instead.

america: sure right this way.

Put into International legal framework Hamas attempted Genocide on 10-7. They killed Jews to exterminate them. Any they encountered. It had no military value at all.

One way you know #BigPharma paid for commercial legalese enabling them to lie is when they say “Botox is clinically proven to make frown lines & forehead creases look better.” Better? That’s pretty damn subjective, no? Like have you seen the results? I wouldn’t call it “better.”

Hilarious how the realm of the modern hyper-masculinity somehow sees #DonaldTrump as more of a man than #GeneralMarkMilley .

By literally any conceivable measure, there is no f*cking contest.

Can someone please explain to me how people who claim to beintelligent citizens can be 1,000,000% pro- #Constitucion AND 1,000,00% anti-government at the same time?

''HERD may be classed as a zombie movie, but it is much more complex and more entertaining than your standard survival thriller.' - Paul Downey 🎃👻💀👹

Ellen Adair, Jeremy Holm & Timothy V Murphy star in HERD, coming 3 weeks from today on Friday, October 13th, from Dark Sky Films!