Do you ever just do home Pilates at 10pm like a psycho?

I’m looking forward to seeing all the new ways Biden loses support between now and November.

I have angered the men on TikTok again.

This time by commenting on a video and stating that I’ve never messaged a guy I was interested in first or made a first move.
They’re big mad about it for some reason.

Send this to your mom 🫶🏼

I want to go to a Trump rally.

2025 is definitely the year I will be rich in travel and skincare points.

My current view 😍

One thing I love about my daughter’s school:
They do not give every child an award at the end of the year.
Only the ones that earn it.

My gut feelings are never wrong. 😕

Another reason summer is the best:

I can throw on a simple dress or even tennis dress before leaving the house and feel prettier instantly.

No one:
Sadie: Mom, how do I grow up to be not fat?

I think all the protest footage has her concerned.

Wow, it’s almost like it’s our Constitution that safeguards us from tyranny and NOT the firearm companies.

The rainy weather makes me sleepy more than the caffeine wakes me up.

I’m going to just start replying to posts with a selfie of the terrified facial expression I had while viewing them.

Liberals are sterilizing themselves, lighting themselves on fire, and eating themselves to death.

We are probably good to just wait it out.

I buy a 40 pack of water and leave it in the trunk and only carry 6-8 of them in the house at a time.
I’m not breaking a nail for water. 💅

Can we do away with the trends where you tell us all your name?

We can see your name already……

I don’t understand the outrage in banning lab grown meat by people who rage about big pharma and birth control all day.
Same thing, just “food”.

Pick a lane.

This is controversial, but Drake’s albums have progressively gotten worse since 2011, when he peaked with Take Care.

🧑‍🍳🧬Lab Grown Meat aka Engineered Tissue Starter Kit
🧫Progenitor and fetal cells
🧫GM-CSF Genetically Modified Colony Stimulating Factor (immune suppressing cytokine)
💉Fetal Cow Serum
🧪Butylene Glycol
🧪BHA Butylated hydroxyanisole and BHT butylated hydroxytoluene…